Although we are going through a time when most concerts have either been canceled or moved to other dates…
However, we decided to write down some annoying moments of live performances.
A successful festival-concert is the sum of 3 factors:
- Organizers-technicians and of course the
Last ones have two ways of attending concerts … They’re either going to enjoy a live show, or they’re just going to get annoying.
The annoying ones, of course, are divided into certain categories, which we are sure, you have met them!
The club-guy wanders around, “pegging faces” such as in a club during the concert.
Even if the appearance of the band is not good or it just does not arouse any interest to him, he lacks the perception of the existence of other people in the same place… (ANNOYING)
The pissing guy
The pissing guy has an extremely sensitive bladder which is activated with every sound!
Of course, he does not plan to visit the toilet before or after, except during the concert.
You pee, it means that you do not sweat enough, so you do not like it!!!
Sit on one side or near the toilet, do not go in front of the stage, and demanding to find your place when every 10 minutes you want to pee again. (ANNOYING)
Chick dragging “cart”
A chick who drags a cart, where the cart is her boyfriend, or her buddy, or a friend of her buddy, or a cousin, or a boyfriend/ girlfriend of a cousin, or a friend of a cousin, or a cousin of the cousin of the best man of the buddy or a brother in law arghhh…
Something like a commercial train passing through the USA. (ANNOYING)
The nervous squirrel
The nervous squirrel sits in a position but he’s hyperactive!
He tunes in with the space and the music only for a few seconds and then loses his focus and becomes irritable again. (ANNOYING)
The tall one
The tall one who always looks for the shortest to sit in front of him and generally block the view to as many as he can!
Man go and sit on the baluster or go back! So simple! (ANNOYING)
The “incense burner”
The “incense burner” has dozen ready and he is incensing all the time and everyone like we’re in a church at Easter!
I doubt he will remember anything from the live. (ANNOYING)
The squiffy drinks his a@s before the live and is permanently wasted!
He stumbles, pushes, and steps on whoever’s in front of him. (ANNOYING)
The brawler one sits in one place, usually with a look ready for a fuss!
He’s got the style like he got a square meter of the concert venue with the ticket, and no one’s going to get into it. (ANNOYING)
The omniscient is the guy who will describe to you throughout the concert even when in other lives the singer goes to pee!
And of course, in which concert the drummer wore shabby socks! (ANNOYING, especially if you sit next to him)
The “bouzouki” gal
She is a gal with over-painted hair, a permanent resident of a hair salon, with make-up and an outfit like Kim Kardashian!
Obviously, she has no idea about this music, but she is crazy about men with long hair.
Scattered in the space sour and toupee like “I am the only gal in the room and everyone’s going to be looking at me.” (ANNOYING, but not too much)
The PR guy
The PR guy does not even see the concert and all the time is looking for acquaintances (ANNOYING but not too much)
The ultimate fan
The ultimate fan of the band sees only the band and no one else!
He even thinks that he is alone, and the band performs only for him. (ANNOYING but justified).
A large gathering of people wants, above all, to respect your seatmate.
Even a punk concert needs an elementary concert education.
When you expect to see your favorite band, remember that you are not the only one waiting for something like this.
The people around you are not your opponents, as if you were playing a fantastic virtual game.
The goal is the concert and to have fun!